it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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