so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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