fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My liver just broke up with me...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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