Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Randomize
