also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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