ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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