and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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