Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
DR UNK TOWN USA
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....