I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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