brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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