Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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