i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
