so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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