i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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