this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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