You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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