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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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