You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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