All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Randomize
