If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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