oh god the rape fog is back!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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