Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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