Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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