A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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