Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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