I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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