on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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