If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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