Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
soo... how was my night?
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