why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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