hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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