no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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