are you so shy because you have an std?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Do plants get herpes?
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