3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
its not stalking. its research.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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