that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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