Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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