we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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