I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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