So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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