turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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