She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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