she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dignity is for republicans.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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