i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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