so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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