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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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