no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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