I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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