Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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