I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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