So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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