I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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