The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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