do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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