school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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