im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just puked most of my soul out..
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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