I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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